My Favorite Quotes

I was thinking that maybe I should lighten things up a bit. Here are some of my favorite quotes.

Once in his life, every man is entitle to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead – Lucille Ball

Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it faced – Lucille Ball

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby. – Natalie Wood

I wrote the story myself. It’s all about a girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it. – Mae West

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. – Mae West

The minute you settle for less that you deserve, you get even less than you settle for. – Maureen Dowd

The problem with women is they get all worried and crazy about nothing and then they marry him. – Cher

Not only is life a bitch, but it always having puppies. – Adrienne Gusoff

If you obey the rules, you miss all the fun. – Katherine Hepburn

If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll have to be a horrible warning. – Catherine Aird

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. – Peace Pilgrim

The greater your capacity to love, the grater your capacity to feel pain. – Jennifer Aniston

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. – Beverly Sills

I have learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them fell. – Maya Angelou

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference. – Anonymous

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain. -Maya Angelou

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things I have not. –Lucille Ball

It’s never too late-never too late to start over, never too late to be happy. – Jane Fonda

It you can laugh at it, you can live with it. – Erma Bombeck

It’s not what you do once in a while. It’s what you do day in and day out that makes a difference. – Jenny Craig

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. –Judy Garland

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. – Marie Osmond